Not Ainzley

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure”

And then the side adaptation “as I result I have a weird crush that never died”

(via peevethepetgoldfish)

“fucking idiot”
— me to me (via gnarly)

(Source: hotsenator, via tyleroakley)

shutupaubrey:

i don’t give a shit about anything today i’m like metaphorically in an inner tube floating in the middle of a pool with my shades on and a margarita 

(via 1989platinum)

me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.

...

me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(Source: the-sex-and-the-city-blog, via 1989platinum)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(via tyleroakley)

bedpartymakeover:

fileformat:

supersmashkev:

I FUCKING HATE EVERUONE

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Hands down the best thing online

(Source: yousillysillygirl, via kingsleyyy)